Women’s Stress Diet
This is an oldie but goodie, via email from my bro:
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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey’s kiss
Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white) and 2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
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4 opinions for Women’s Stress Diet
Shea
Jul 17, 2008 at 7:14 am
Ha! Hmm… pretty sure I know that diet well!
Selina
Jul 17, 2008 at 8:36 pm
so wine & dessert…I can hang out there!
Katrina
Jul 17, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
That’s a gem! I’d never heard that before. Thanks for the laugh.
shen
Jul 28, 2008 at 10:24 am
can i re-post this? i was thinking of finding a nice diet for detox and stress menu. thank god i didn’t actually need to research asap when i i stumbled onto this. :)
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